Beautiful -Era 12-

Here's my story of how I met Ayumi Hamasaki:

Well, Ayu and Tomoya were sitting at the dinner table, laughing and having a good time. I came over to their table to see if they need anything else! Ayu said she wanted another piece of strawberry cake. I was like okay but Tomoya was like, "Ayu..umm..Don't you think you had one to many by now?" Ayu and I were both shocked and said, "Oh, NO YOU DIDN'T!" Everyone at the resturant suddenly became quiet! I said, " Tomoyo! You got a lot of nerve to say that about the queen of J-pop!" He was like, "I didn't mean it like that" and I was like, "I don't give a damn!' and then he was like, "First of all you commoner, this has nothin' to do with you and second of all, Ayu has been getting beside herself lately! She's been working more than me, selling more than me, dressing as if she's Koda Kumi and singing as if she's Utada Hikaru! Well, I've had enough!!! AYU, I'M THOUGH ----" But before he could say it, Ayu said, "IT'S OVER!" Tomoya was like ,"What?!?" Ayu then snapped her fingers and said, HELLO! I'M NOT TALKING TO MYSELF...I SAID IT'S OVER!* and then she rolled her eyes. Tomoya then said, "It's not over until I say it's over!" I looked at Ayu and She looked at me and we were both like, "Who does he think he's talkin' 2?" and then we looked at him and looked at each other again. I was like, "Girl, you want to me to handle this for you?" and Ayu was like, "Naw girl, I got this! I-GOT-THIS!" All of sudden Ayu turned to him..paused for a moment...looked at him....and PUNCHED HIM! I was in the background, "WOOOOOO!" Everyone was cheering including me! While they still cheered, I went up to Ayu and held her arm up and they cheered even louder! Ayu smiled..I went over to Tomoya and said, "You got knocked the **** out!" and laughed! I went back to Ayu and asked was she okay and that's when shhe told me, "I got it! I have a new song. I HAVE A NEW SONG! I was like yea, I know, [I]glitter/fated[/I] and she was no after that one. I was like, Oh, what's it going to be called?" and she said, "TALKING TO MYSELF!" I was like, "Yea, cool title but you gotta put a little favor to it!" and then that's when I said, "How about "[B]talkin 2 myself[/B]" ?!" Ayu was so happy and hugged me and said, "I like it! I like it" She gave me her cellphone number and asked me if I could help out move of Tomoya's house and of course, I agreed.
Few days later.....
"Thanks for helping me out, gurl!" said Ayu! I said, "No problem. He had no place to talk about you like that. I mean, you are royality!" "Yea, you right! You right!" said Ayu and posed like she on the catwalk or somethin'! I laughed! "You know what...we can be cell phone buddies!" said Ayu! I was soo shocked and I was like "Ummm....are you sure?" She was like, "Ummm...yea! We can talk and do this and that whenever I'm in town" I was so happy and she then said, "You know what? I gotta invite you to come to all of concerts and let you be the first of my millions of fans to have all my rare collections...CDs, DVDs, movies....you name it and for an extra bonus, whenever I release somethin' new, you'll be the first "of my MILLIONS OF FANS" to recieve it! I jumped up and down yelling, "Yayyyy! Yayyyy! Yayyy!